Об общении в играх

[j-Walker]

Episode 1.



Me: MPAK - s pe4ki brjak.

MPAK: Figase.



Me: I haven't understand what u said. My English is terrible.

Shentu: Yeah, I saw u said to that guy dshf4sd jklsdd

Me: Really? Did I say that?



Episode 2.



Me: That's like "lopata". Do You know what "lopata" means?

Shentu: No, I don't.

Me: Of course You don't. That means...



Me: Xinu left us.

Shentu: I know.

Me: Did u feed him to bears?

Xanas: Yeah, we did.

Me: At least they had a nice dinner.

Shentu: And where's lopata?



Episode 3.



Shentu: ding

Me: "ding"?

Shentu: That means, I got level up.

Me: Congratulations, sir Shampoo!

Me: Oh. I mean, Shentu. Sorry.

Me: Congratulations, sir Shentu!

Xanas: LOL

Shentu: lol

Xinu: And where is "lopata"?



Episode 4.



Xanas: These bears are hard.

Me: Greenpeace won't like You murdering animals.

Xanas: They should see them first. These are real monsters.

Xinu: They will like when they taste that steak.

@темы: Истории из жизни